r2D2

I confess I fell for you on our first date:
your steel plate
just blew me away!

I love the way you roll along the sand
although you can't
even hold my hand.

Let me always be by your side,
don't ever hide,
I’ll be true to you,
because you R 2 Dear 2 me.

I'd never leave you out in acid rain
it'd be a pain
to have to build you again.

I love you even when you power down
when I'm around,
I have found...

I would never leave you behind,
I think you will find
that I'll be true to you,
because you R 2 Dea' 2 me.

Ooh, my baby, how you fill the void,
you're my favorite droid,
I’ll never get annoyed

when you steal all the covers on the bed,
and from toe to head
I’m in the cold air instead.

When we first met, oh you caught my eye,
and you can bet, you're still my favorite guy,
and if you ever got wet, I would rub you dry
and if you were dead, I promise I would cry!
I'll never forget the cheeky look in your eye
when I said, "this is between you and I" [sic]
I let it get to my head like wine
when you winked your led--I mean, your LED lights!

When you get older I will oil your joints
with droid joint oint-
ment that I will anoint

each night I’ll hook your batteries up to charge
although they are
abnormally large

you can bet that won't bother me
it's easy to see
that I’ll be true to you,
because you r 2 Dea' 2 me.

yeah you r2D2 me...
uh-huh you r2D2 me...
you know you r2D2 me...
because you r2D2 me...

my love, you r 2 Dea' 2 me.